LJ is trying to break my brain.
Dear Livejournal,

Looky: http://www.livejournal.com/manage/subscriptions/


Especially this: Someone requests membership in a community I maintain
with little clicky boxes to tell them how you would like to be notified.


HOW THE FUCK DOES THE LITTLE CLICKY BOX KEEP GETTING CLICKED? I've gone in 50 times and clicked OFF because I do NOT WANT (insert proper macro here), let me repeat, DO NOT WANT to be notified by email, telephone, text message, or smoke signal when someone requests membership to the community I maintain. All day, every day people request membership. I don't need to be notified. We Snots go right to the community management page and approve members, and this is a daily chore that we are well aware of. Whenever we get lazy, we're punished by a lengthy queue that takes hours to sort out. I don't need to be notified. I don't need to be notified. Please stop notifying me. For the love of GOD PLEASE STOP notifying me.

My brain is going to explode. Pls advs.


Love,

Lord Snot